God does that sometimes...
1. My acoustic guitar was not working (my bread and butter)
2. My electric was too loud (some were complaining)
3. I broke my friends' amp (stepped on a cord and broke the volume knob)
4. The singers were saying I wasn't singing loud enough
Well, that pretty much is everything I do that went wrong:
1. Play electric
2. Sing
3. Play acoustic
I'm glad I didn't play the piano tonight. Humilty is like broccoli, good for you, but it sure smells bad.